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Merican Made Monster

$20.00

Not contest prep.

Not macro-friendly.

Absolutely worth it.

This is the cookie that started it all.

Born out of late nights, heavy lifts, and the belief that food should fuel and hit your soul, the Merican Made Monster was built with one rule; go big or don't bake at all.

A 160g oatmeal-based beast, packed with peanut butter, chocolate chips, and M&M's - then cracked open to reveal a peanut butter core because cutting corners is not apart of the program. This isn't a "treat". It's a post-workout reward, a cheat meal with purpose, and a reminder that monsters aren't made on light days.

Macros (aka the price of greatness)

  • 712 calories of pure PB bliss
  • 18g protein (hey, effort was made)
  • 103g carbs fueling your soul
  • 33g fat because peanut butter said yes

Ingredients:

  • Oats
  • Flour
  • M&M's
  • Chocolate Chips
  • Butter
  • Sugar
  • Brown Sugar
  • Peanut Butter
  • Eggs
  • Vanilla
  • Baking Powder
  • Baking Soda
  • Salt

Allergens Include:

  • Wheat
  • Nuts
  • Eggs