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The Kraken

$20.00

From the depths of the oven it rises. Dark. Massive. Unapologetic.

This 160g sea monster is a double chocolate beast, packed to the brim with chocolate chips and finished in a powdered sugar crust that looks calm... right before it drags your macros under. Sure, some bakeries would call it a "double chocolate crinkle cookie". We call that a missed opportunity.

One bite and it's all rich cocoa chaos - soft, fudgy, and absolutely relentless. This isn't a snack. It's a confrontation.

Macros (stats for the brave)

  • 614 calories 
  • 10g protein 
  • 103g carbs 
  • 18g fat 

Release the Kraken.

Or let it release you from your diet.

Ingredients:

  • Flour
  • Butter
  • Sugar
  • Brown Sugar
  • Chocolate Chips
  • Cocoa Powder
  • Eggs
  • Powdered Sugar
  • Vanilla
  • Baking Soda

Allergens Include

  • Wheat
  • Eggs